What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:51

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper